Welcome to the wonderful world of guitar. Are you one of those sassy people who learned some music basics when you were young? Huh? You lucky devils …. Alas, there are some among us that still need a bit of learning to do. I’ve found that some people trying to teach music in the great outdoors make basic assumptions that make it challenging for a complete beginner. This blog outlines my first week of the guitar learning process as a real ‘complete’ beginner. Ladies and gents, enter and enjoy my terrible guitar playing. …. what …. you want me to stop? Well, all you have to do is throw money at me and I promise I’ll stop playing … No ….. no. I’m lying. Did you forget. I’m from the internet.